Nerdcore

Yo, MC Plus Plus, my rhymes are so phat, I'm PSPACE-complete but I'll reduce you to 3-SAT. My crew is so hard that we roll in NP, And bitches dereference my pointer for free. When I'm linear probing they're like, "Damn that's gigantic," I showed it to your mom and she used Hoare semantics. She jumped like JNE up onto my erection And I picked up that ho like straight garbage collection. ("That's right, mark-and-sweep on these nuts, bitch.") My lyrics get stolen by sucker MCs, I gotta sign my rhymes with PGP; But I keep on generatin' like a CFG 'Cause there's so much drama in the PhD. What's wrong MC Plus Plus, am I making you nervous? Even skanky fat hoes give you denial of service. You'll probably go to jail before you write your dissertation So prepare your asshole for some internal fragmentation; <Uhhh> Penetration, as they fill it up with jism, It's too bad you aren't closed under homomorphism. Your problem, Plus Plus, is that your typing isn't strict: In ML my type is real and your type is 'a dict. I control my flow better than TCP, I rep the west coast like Eazy-E, You best not front if you can't pass the GRE, 'Cause there's so much drama in the PhD. My flow is so intense that I will overflow your buffer, Corrupt your stack pointer makin' all your data suffer. I've got saturated edges but your flow is sparser, Real gangstas sip on Yacc; you just generate a parser. While you're busy poppin' stacks I'll pop a cap in your skull, While you smoke your crack pipe I'm gonna pipe you to /dev/null. I may not have a label but I rap like a star; I'm an unsigned long int and you're an 8-bit char. Your mom circulates like a public key, Servicing more requests than HTTP. She keeps all her ports open like Windows ME, Oh, there's so much drama in the PhD. DWORD to your moms, I came to drop bombs; I've got more rhymes that San Jose's got dotcoms. I rep the Farm like 50 reps Queens, With more power than multitape Turing Machines. Blowin' up the rap scene faster than factorial functions, I'm dope like PNP transistors and I'll saturate your junctions. By the time you've rhymed one line, I've already busted ten; You rap in exponential time and I'm big-O of log(n). I run gmake and gcc, And I ain't never called malloc without calling free. I'll beat your ass until it's colored like a red-black tree 'Cause there's so much drama in the PhD.

They see me mowin my front lawn.
I know they're all thinkin'
I'm so white & nerdy .
Think I'm just too
White & nerdy .
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white & nerdy
I wanna roll with the gangsta's
but so far they all think I'm too
white & nerdy.
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
Really really white & nerdy
First in my class here at MIT
Got skills I'm a champion at D&D
MC Escher that's my favorite M.C.
Keep your forty I'll just have an Earl Gray tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library
My Myspace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin for my top 8 spaces
Yo, I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I could set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal well, I'm number one (one)
DO vector calculus just for fun
Ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (wat)
HAPPY DAYS is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt at a game of ping-pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Javascript as well as Klingon
(here's the part I sing on)
They see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
White And Nerdy lyrics on
Can't ya see I'm white & nerdy
Look at me I'm white & nerdy
I'd like to roll with the gangsta's
although its apparent I'm too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Im just too white & nerdy
How'd I get so white & nerdy?
I've been browsin', inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pockets I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin online for deals on writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you
R-O-T-F-L-O-L
I got a buisness doin' websites
When my friends need a code who do they call
Do HTML for 'em all
Even make a home page for my dog
YO, got myself a fanny pack
They were havin a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP!!!!
Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme, whiter than sour cream
I was in A/V club and Glee club and even the Chess team
The only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear
They see me strollin' they laughin
& rollin their eyes cuz I'm sowhite & nerdy
Just because I'm white & nerdy
Just because I'm white & nerdy
All because I'm white & nerdy Holy Cow I'm white & nerdy I wanna bowl with the gangsta's
but oh well, it's obvious I'm white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
Look at me I'm white & nerdy

[Chorus]
Still hustling still stunting
Still deep in the game
Screen name: M-C-P-P hit me up on AIM

Still flossing big bossing
But I'm staying the same
Still coding strait flowing
Some say I'm insane


Some say rapping about [the coding?]
Some seem strange
Man you don't know
Until you experience the game

It's the same as thug life
Same struggle same strife
Ain't right, been coding
Ain't slept for two nights

Up in the lab homie
Ready to start some fights
When my code don't compile
That's when I pick up the mic

Spit lyrics spit code
Invented the link node
Roll deep with my fib-heap
Extract pack kick back, relax
While I'm getting job offers over the fax

Can't match my analysis of (fumian?) find
Cause I stay on the grind
Analyze the run-time
You'll find MC Plus+ is out of his mind

NP-complete to compete to take my seat
Can't no one do it better not now or never
Algorythms was clever but now I'm hard as ever

Harder than NP 'cause nobody hard as me
If you elite you know me
If you a noob then blow me
If you a slut then show me
Holla' at my CS homies

I get love from India
And Pakistan
I'm like cricket man,
'Cause both countries get it man

And when they blast my shit
They stop blasting shit
Bringing peace to CS all across the globe
They know my name and they know how I roll

'Cause I'm
[Chorus]


Greedy algorithms is heuristics
It's over your head you missed it
'Cause the over-head's simplistic
The analysis: optimistic

Data structure so sick
Will leave you with disbelief
I come at you bottom-up
I come at you from underneath

Like the basement in Physics
With lyrics explicit
My code is brief
And yet complete

Completely made your
Processor overheat
Completely made your
Code obsolete

'Cause my complexity
Is NP-complete
Scheme or Lisp functionally equipped
With shit that'll make you flip your bits

Java or C/C++ it's nuts

1. define's a must