Boxxy

I like Boxxy, and here’s why. I’m not postpubescent (over 25), I have a girlfriend, and I don’t fantasize about her. I like her because she is the antidote, the antithesis, the hemlock in the cup to Internet Tough Guyism. I was surprised to see that, for all its posturing, /b/ really does hold one thing sacred: it’s 'bad muthafucka' image of itself. /b/ really believes that it’s frightening, that it’s tougher than a Ford Chevy, that it’s badass masculinity personified, in a sense. And, before, there were very few ways to disrupt this image, to give it a good hard kick in the shins. And then Boxxy came along. Boxxy love is everything /b/ hates — passive, gentle, adorable, sweet. It gives without asking, it loves without asking in return. Instead of being aggressively faux-adult, it’s happily faux-childlike. That’s why Boxxy became a meme — because she DIDN’T want the attention; because she provided no pics (as the /b/tards will attest). As a result, Boxxy turned into the most successful way to troll the /b/tards ever devised. It actually makes the gore and violence and sexism and racism fantards squeal, because it hits them where it hurts — in their image of themselves. How can they be tough, scary guys when their favorite hangout is one long love poem to Boxxy love? So that’s why I love Boxxy — the sound of /b/'s humiliation is sweet music to my ears.

Ok hi, heh, ok heh. My name is b0xxy. Most of you know me as um oom ugh um most of you know me as b0xxy. I suppose if you’re watching this you probably know me as b0xxy, but um ugh ugh a lot of people don’t know me as moldy lunchbox and um so yeah thats my gaia username on gaiaonline and I told my gaiaonline friend buddy perv. One second I’m uncomfortable. I told my gaiaonline buddy friend um that ADMIRAL AWESOME that I would make a video just for him. So I’m doing it, here it is, ADDIE LOVE YOU ARGH HAAH ARGH HAAH ARGH HAAH I LOVE YOU! And um um so lets see ugh what about urgh… just so you know Addie cuz I know you’re watching this addie cuz you’re such a conceited BASTARD.. umm I don’t normally talk like this, I’m normally like all over the place like I am right now, but its a calmer voice most of the time unless I’m like really hyped up cuz then its even different still from this, but let me try again with my calmer voice. Ahem.. ugh erm.. Yeah I’m really like, its-its fun, its cool there it is its going again ARGH cuz its just so crazy. Um erm it um is.. I love you, I love addie because hes really like fun to talk to and stuff and like hes um like I met him only like 2 days ago and we’re like married and it is crazy because we love each other so much. And um ugh we are twinies like all over the place, it is like crazy! His avatar is like a manwhore and I.. had a avatar like a really long time ago.. it was a SLUT AVATAR! *Gasp* And um right and he made an avatar to match my first skirt one, IT WAS SO CUTE IT WAS SO NICE I LOVE ADDIE! And I made a sign for him and it was on my boob, my upper boob, and ugh his heart made a red mark cuz I had to keep erasing it, it really sucked! And um ugh, lets see here um, he keeps donating to my quests, oh um argh ergh thank you!! I dont know how to thank him cuz im so poor, Ive never had like one hundred K in my life and im ugh ugh a dumb ugh gaian and stuff um. Um lets see here, I wear too much eyeliner FYI addie in case you couldnt tell already but thats ok AHHH I dont know what you look like! And yet here you, you know what I sound like, you are a bastarrrrrrrrrd, YOUUUUUUUUU! I’m going to have to ask you for a picture. I’m probably going to request a sign back.. You’re being very rude you know! Very rude indeed! I don’t apreciate it, my hairs shaking everywhere. I don’t apreciate it! Now you know no one would find this funny except for a couple other people actually, I don’t think so thats ok, but umm you know. Yeah so, I ugh love addieee, addie pants.. sa sa sa HAH and lararara and if I know you on gaia then ugh you want me to make you a video.. just say sooo and I will! Because I probably love you anyway, but addie asked first kind of um.. YEAH addie asked first yeah I guess! So.. ugh yeah I love youuuuu bye addie!

OK hai. My name is boxxy and um it’s been a while since I made a new video. So I decided that because of recent events that I could make a new videooo. And um so yeah so let’s just start off by getting a couple things straight. I don’t do drugs… mm mmh! No, I know that you all think that I do drugs, but, I don’t, actually. And I actually don’t have ADD either, ahh hehehe, which is funny to me. Ummmm yeah. And then another one would be ummm. I provided you with a couple different pictures. Ummmm ahh such as like, like the one where I’m like mmm and it says, «I saw watchoo did there!» And like and and then like you peoples were all like, «YOU IS TROLLIN!» and I was like «I AM NOT TROLLING!! I AM boxxy YOU SEE! Mm!» And like um and so then ahh there was another one where I was like, "Mmm, " and um I don’t have any eyeliner on, which you edited a couple of different times. And then there was the one where I held up a sign and it said «boxxy plus pocky equals equals LOOOVE,» and that’s true, it’s a very true statement, I love her. And umm and then uhh bup bup buhbuh, OH there was another one that um, that I actually didn’t possst… but umm… it’s out there… cuz uh some of you guys found it, and I’m all like crafty. And uhm and it’s one where I like have a sign and I’m like «ihh» and it says several different things such as like I love mmmchan, and stuff and umm it actually never said that, it said I love moochan, which is one of my old gaia buddies, uhh oh, but the way, I’m not a gaiafag anymore, I moved on to bigger and better things, such as umm, things that I mentioned in another video that got me in trouble in the first place, hah! Ahh, trolls! Trolls, this is my only account and it’s bawskie babee with two e’s and other people, like boxyakamoldybread — she’s a failure Troll! TRAWLL! I can’t believe you guys believe that! Who actually talks like that?! Not ME! Umm… and, so, yeah, and um, let’s see here. And then, um, um I was in a thread and uh this guy was like, «boxxy, I would sing Hey Jude to you, like in Across the Universe.» And I was like, «I love that movie!» Because I do! Have you ever seen that movie? It’s like AMAZING, it’s like BEATLES and like um, and so then um I uh I just wanted to say to that kid who wanted to watch Across the Universe with me uh that I love you, and I want to hold your hand. And also um, my husband, Sheldon, «hello! Mmm!» And, and uh Brandon, I guess, I don’t even know who you are, exactly. Uhbububuuhh, my hair got longer, you guys. I’m actually thinking about cutting it… I dunno. But umm, let’s see here ahh, soo, I had a lot of replies from like my videos. Or, not a lot a guess, that’s a little… much I guess. But um, this one kid, uh he remixed a lot of my videos, and they were so cool, and his name was gastricpenguin… and he was SO funny. He like mixed it and stuff and hehe, and I was like «ohhho» the first time I saw it. I was. Oh my god I had a heart attack, I was like oh my god. And um, uh, mmm, I dunno. What else is there to say. Steve, Steve, the guy who sat for like six minutes straight addressing me in a serious tone? Uh, thank you, I suppose. Um, but uh yeah, this, I don’t think I should answer. What if I told you it would ruin the mystique, you guys? Umm, and then um, bububuh, I dunno, really, huh. I haven’t worn makeup in a really long time you guys, actually. Um, because I stopped wearing it, because it’s a really big pain the butt to apply every single morning. And I’m like urr hurr, and um and now I’m just like mascera and I’m good to go. And um yeah and so I love you guys, a lot. I really like, rawrawrawr status, like seriously like rawr and um I think that’s about it. Byeee.

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Detailed description: In January 2008 I created, based on earlier work of mine, a character called «Boxxy» and recorded two videos. The videos were uploaded to the YouTube channel «boxxybabe». A year later, when the videos started to go viral, I decided to re-upload them to a new account, «boxxybabee» (two Es), along with a third video. The videos in question are: (1) FOAR EVERYWUN FRUM BOXXY (id: Yavx9yxTrsw) (2) FOAR ANT FUM BOXXY (id: 80hx2FfWjow) (3) FOAR 4DD1 FRUM BOXXY (id: VcydqSpYN00) All three were very popular, with the first one gaining over six million views, and my account being one of the most subscribed channels of all time. These videos are entirely my own creation, including but not limited to the character «Boxxy», the script, the recording, and the editing. The videos contain no music or sound effects. The recording took place in my own home, using my own equipment. No one except myself appears in the videos.

Если выбирать между Лилей, Гордошей и Boxxy, я выберу последнюю. Она в разы умнее, интереснее и обладает детской непосредственностью, к тому же иронично шутит над собственными ненавистниками, в отличие от всех камвхор двача и других сетевых персонажей.

Я не могу понять, почему она вызывает тонны ненависти. Кому_что_плохого_она_сделала? Ответ: никому и ничего. Абсолютно! Она никого не обижала никакими высказываниями, никого не задалбывала, ничего глупого на камеру не делала (котов, к примеру, не жгла, и т. д.) Она просто вывесила видео с собой! Которое понравилось множеству людей благодаря ее манере рассказывать о себе. Все! Она кого-то заставляла смотреть свое видео? Нет. И тем не менее уйма психов кричат, что ненавидят её. За что ее можно ненавидеть? За то, какая она есть? Или даже какая не есть — пусть она так ведет себя только на камеру. Пусть она была обкурена. Пусть. Ее видео может не нравиться. Но за что говорить что она шлюха? Зачем гнать на нее матом? Но все плюются. Причина проста и банальна — безблагод зависть. Не надо говорить много слов о том, что мол только малолетние долбоёбы могут смотреть на нее и фапать, о том что она сама тупая пиндоска, которая не может связно формулировать предложения. Зачем все это? Это не повод генерировать ненависть в ее сторону. Она не виновата в том, что уйма народа помешалась на ней, и засрали форчан. Она не виновата что очень многим нравится. Да, и еще, очень много ненавистниц — девушки. Ненавистниц и подражательниц. Что опять же намекает на зависть. Это можно отрицать, я не люблю громких слов, но что-то феноменальное все же в ней было. Вызвать столь сильные чувства(неважно — обожание с одной стороны или ненависть с другой) может не каждый. А после неожиданной славы ее жизнь превратилась в ад, так может хватит трогать её?

Аргумент «вы просто завидуете» давно не в моде, примерно с тех пор, как его осветили на Уютненьком. Она ничего не сделала, чтобы ей завидовать, а глядя на массивную НЕНАВИСТЬ хочется поблагодарить небо за то, что ты не на её месте. Травят не из зависти, а для самоутверждения. Всегда просто причислить себя к толпе, которую объединяет общая мишень — сразу обретается смысл жизни. А аргументом «вы просто завидуете» лучше не пользоваться — это очень сильно снижает карму как того, кто говорит, так и того, о ком говорят.